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On Iowa and Getting Older

March 16th, 2009

My 27th birthday is next month. Right now I’m on tour driving across this great nation at just above 70 miles per hour. I’m getting ready to turn 30 like an I-80 off ramp. I just ordered the only thing I ever order from McDonald’s…a shamrock shake. I remember these thick, cold, green beverages, much […]