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Hangover Remedy: Rainbow Vomit Banana Edition

Our friends over at R U Pissed? gave us this hangover remedy recommendation…Peanut Butter, Honey and Banana Sandwiches.

“Bananas – Sugar in the form of fructose, and potassium…is one of the things you lose lots of when you drink. Bananas are also a natural antacid to help with nausea, and are high in magnesium which can help relax those pounding blood vessels causing that hangover headache. For a variety of reasons try a peanut butter, honey and banana sandwich on white bread.”

Our other friends over at Egoeccentric have provided us with this free hangover mixtape entitled “Peanut Butter, Honey and Banana Sandwich” from the egoeccentric hangover mixtape series. Download it here…

Peanut Butter, Honey and Banana Sandwich Mixtape

When life gives you lemons throw up or make booze.

Hangover Remedy: Bistro Edition

I had the worst and best luck when I turned 21. Bartenders had recently figured out that combining licorice liqueur and energy drinks chalk full of bull testosterone made kids like me super awesome. Luckily, I didn’t start work the next day until noon. I worked at a little Italian bistro owned by an adorably stereotypical Italian family who had been in the business of serving the most amazing food for over 30 years. They were good to me…so good that I picked up this little number from the eldest daughter Nadia. Make yourself a nice fresh double espresso from an imported bean. Twist an entire half of lemon, no sugar, no cream, and down that shit like a shot of Jaeger. You’ll A: Throw up all over the cannolis you were filling or B: Get a strange burst of uncomfortable energy. Either way you’ll feel better and be able to move on with your day.

On a side note, Nadia also makes a mean homemade lemoncello.